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New SGA Constitution

The SGA Senate approved a new constitution shortly before the end of the semester. To read the new SGA constitution, click here. I am also going to copy and paste it below, but be forewarned again, I am not going to change the horrible SGA formatting.
The student body will get to approve this [...]

Candidate Platforms, Already

I wrote some time ago about Katy Bowers and Ali Gibbons running for President and Vice President of the non-Student Government Association. Well, it seems they have been hard at work with their campaign and staff, and I am pleased to report several new pieces of information.
Their party will be called S.O.S. – Serving [...]

Critical of the Golden Ticket Party

I received this critique of the current administration recently, and the author has released me to post it. The author wishes to remain anonymous, probably because he/she doesn’t want to hear people talk about his/her head.
PS- You too can see the Golden Ticket platform here.
Remember the Golden Ticket? Remember what they said they’d get [...]

More Elections Hilarity *UPDATE*

Jamarl Glenn, SGA Senator (for the Public Health School), SGA Attorney General, and Elections Committee Chairman, is a member of the Facebook group called “I Hate SGA Elections Campaigns.” This is the description:
We are a group of people who get annoyed by all the flyers and Facebook messages talking about SGA campaigns. In addition [...]

Elections Humor

Here’s a little humor for you:

SGA’s Elections Committee used an online seal generator to make the fancy seal they are putting on all of their documents. If you would like to see the seal, or make corrections to it, click here. [wait, I can't hotlink to it. To make your own, see the [...]