Obviously this is no joy to the $GA administration. Now there is proof and a paper trail of everything they spent money on for the past, oh, well, forever.

As further information breaks, we here at Hatin’ SGA will continue to give the student body the truth about their failing student government.

And if anyone has any more insider information about SGA, feel free to tip us at hatemail AT ugasga DOT com.

It appear$ that thi$ i$ related to the earlier report of the Red and Black’$ Open Record$ reque$t of $GA’$ budgeting document$. While thi$ may be the re$ult of a territory war between the competing (and of, well, opo$ing opinion) new$paper$, the information being provided i$ all correct and critical of $GA.

The crux of the GuardDawg $tory i$ that $tudent$ Gambling Activity fee$ cannot account for $9,000 of expenditure$ over the la$t year. Part of the problem i$ that the previou$ $GA admini$tration keep little or no record$ of it$ expen$e$, and only two page$ of record$ can be found now.

The article cite$ another problem for the previou$ admini$tration wa$ that it $pent $5,000 of it$ $45,000 budget for the year on a tent rental for $tate Relation$ Day (a failed program that had few non-$GA $tudent$ attending, even with the free dinner for the $GA $leazebag$). It $hould al$o be remembered that current Vice Pre$ident of $GA Matthew ‘Bowtie’ $noody wa$ in charge of the co$tly $tate Relation$ Day, while current $GA Pre$ident Jamie Peppered wa$ Chief of $taff (and con$equently $hould have kept up with the budget).

Now $tudent$ Gambling our Activity fee$ i$ operating with $9,000 le$$ in it$ coffer$, but $till trying to advocate for the $tudent$. In fact, thi$ Thur$day, $GA will be ho$ting a few $tate repre$entative$ in the hope$ of coordinating with $tate official$. But thi$ $tate Relation$ Day will be $een a$ another failure, $ince $GA (and $enator Benjamin ‘Croakie$’ $ermon$) were unable to procure more than four $tate official$ (a tie with la$t year), none of which of higher rank than $tate repre$entative.

We will be following thi$ $GA debacle up $oon.

P$- $orry about what look$ like random letter$, they are indeed dollar $ign$ u$ed in a comedic attempt.