Hatin’ SGA

The Georgia GuardDawg, the con$ervative $tudent new$paper on campu$, i$ tonight reporting that the $GA lo$t $9,000 $ometime in the pa$t year.

It appear$ that thi$ i$ related to the earlier report of the Red and Black’$ Open Record$ reque$t of $GA’$ budgeting document$. While thi$ may be the re$ult of a territory war between the competing (and of, well, opo$ing opinion) new$paper$, the information being provided i$ all correct and critical of $GA.

The crux of the GuardDawg $tory i$ that $tudent$ Gambling Activity fee$ cannot account for $9,000 of expenditure$ over the la$t year. Part of the problem i$ that the previou$ $GA admini$tration keep little or no record$ of it$ expen$e$, and only two page$ of record$ can be found now.

The article cite$ another problem for the previou$ admini$tration wa$ that it $pent $5,000 of it$ $45,000 budget for the year on a tent rental for $tate Relation$ Day (a failed program that had few non-$GA $tudent$ attending, even with the free dinner for the $GA $leazebag$). It $hould al$o be remembered that current Vice Pre$ident of $GA Matthew ‘Bowtie’ $noody wa$ in charge of the co$tly $tate Relation$ Day, while current $GA Pre$ident Jamie Peppered wa$ Chief of $taff (and con$equently $hould have kept up with the budget).

Now $tudent$ Gambling our Activity fee$ i$ operating with $9,000 le$$ in it$ coffer$, but $till trying to advocate for the $tudent$. In fact, thi$ Thur$day, $GA will be ho$ting a few $tate repre$entative$ in the hope$ of coordinating with $tate official$. But thi$ $tate Relation$ Day will be $een a$ another failure, $ince $GA (and $enator Benjamin ‘Croakie$’ $ermon$) were unable to procure more than four $tate official$ (a tie with la$t year), none of which of higher rank than $tate repre$entative.

We will be following thi$ $GA debacle up $oon.

P$- $orry about what look$ like random letter$, they are indeed dollar $ign$ u$ed in a comedic attempt.